2013-08-15

I just noticed something about Joss Whedon

You know Joss Whedon, right? The guy responsible for Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, etc. You've probably seen TV shows or movies he's worked on or created. But have you actually seen the guy himself?
Because, I don't know if you've noticed, but Joss Whedon has a massive head.

Look at that thing! He's like one of those telekinetic mutants with the pulsing brain. I'm pretty sure that's why he's so interested in super heroes and stuff. It's personal experience. He knows what it's like to be a hideous mutant, misunderstood and hated by the world.

Who knows what freakish powers he may have. Is this why Buffy went on for seven seasons when it really should have stopped after four? If so, thank god he burned himself out on that. Just think what might have happened if he'd conserved his energy. We might have had to endure a third season of Dollhouse.

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