2018-07-09

Red Dwarf: M-Corp

This episode does that classic sci-fi thing of criticising a real-world issue through an incredibly ham-fisted and implausible analogy. You know, like Black Mirror. Only Black Mirror takes itself seriously and this is pretending not to take itself seriously. I think Doug Naylor wants to write for Black Mirror. Honestly, make a few minor adjustments to the characters and the pacing and this could be a Black Mirror episode.

Black Mirror is also shit. Picture unrelated.
You'd probably need to fix the beginning though because it follows the pattern of this season by starting the episode with a completely pointless and unrelated skit in which Lister seems to have a heart attack and the Cat ignores him and steals his breakfast. This does lead to him getting a medical device implanted into him, and that does come up again later, but in a way that makes absolutely no sense.

I think more effort went into the sets than any other aspect of this production.
The main plot kicks off with a system update informing the crew that the Jupiter Mining Corporation has been bought by M-Corp. This update also makes it impossible for Lister to see anything that isn't owned by M-Corp, which includes Kryten and Rimmer and for some reason also the Cat. And most of the furniture and objects on the ship. Also a bunch of new M-Corp stuff just appears out of nowhere in order to establish that M-Corp has some kind of teleportation technology.

It's neither funny nor important to the plot, but why would it be?
Lister uses the M-Corp teleportation technology to go to their... planet? Headquarters? Resort? Place. For a free trial weekend. He's immediately strong-armed into spending all his money, at which point he begins spending time instead - that is, he whenever he buys something he immediately gets older.

Lister uses invisible objects a bit, but not in a funny way.
Meanwhile, back on the Red Dwarf, the rest of the crew decide to roll back the update - which will also roll back Rimmer because he's part of the ship. But he's invisible to Lister because he's not M-Corp property. Even though the ship is M-Corp property because they bought JMC. You know what, I reckon Naylor just wrote one draft of this script and then filmed it. It would explain everything.

This woman is some kind of robot, I think?
So they roll back the ship and teleport over to M-Corp to pick up Lister, who is now old because everything at M-Corp is expensive and they escape with him by buying a virus that will disable the M-Corp systems and let them escape (because everything is for sale at M-Corp) and this somehow makes Lister young again. But he still can't see them because it turns out he was updated as well. Somehow.

It's funny because he's old now.
That sounds like it'd be a problem but nope, they just restore him from a backup too. And I'm pretty sure they did that specifically so that they could do another reference to season one - the backup they use is from when he was 23, you see; the age Craig Charles was in season one. Also there's a joke about child molestation and one about how women talk too much in the episode, so that's kind of like a throwback to 1988 as well.

Look! It's just like that thing you like! Please laugh now.
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